whatevaaaaaa

Ke kampretosan hidup gue emang susah ya di ilangin, ada aja tiap hari cobaannya. Skrg gue percaya kalo cobaan datang saat kita salah dalam suatu hal… contohnya~ simcard gue!! Suka pending” gaje gitu, emang sih nyari signalnya susah soalnya bukan simcard disini tp ya NGGA SEPENDING ITU JUGA KALE ! iya gue salah dalam hal ini, bukan gue salah gara” ngga sabaran… tp gara” gue salah milih simcard deh.

Yak sekitar memutar balikan memori gue yg sudah terkuras ini, hal kampretos lainnya adalah connection gue yg kyk sempak, bukan, bukan berbentuk segitiga.. tp maksudnya kyk kampret, ngeselin gitu… lamaaaaaaa bgt, bayangin aja masa upload foto or songs aja sampe 15 menit, gileeee… emang yg gue omongin ini modem yg dr hand-phone, jadi agak lemot… kalo modem yg emang dari provider sini cepet, suer cepet bgt, tp masalahnya disini itu facebook, twitter, youtube dll itu diblokir sama pemerintahannya… ngenes ye ? iye emang… that’s why gue make modem hp ini cm buat fb’an or twitteran di laptop.

Kampretos lainnya itu apa ya ? sebenernya banyak bgt kampretos” lainnya, tapi berhubung gue anaknya baik dan tidak sombong jadi gue nulis kekampretosan hidup gue Cuma sedikit. Bukan karena baiknya gue, tp gue malu gile aja buka aib sendiri meeeenn…

Oie ngomong” apa kabar ceman cemanku diindo ? hahahahaw abis yg abis ngelewatin National Exam enak bgt udah libur… lulus gak ya tmn” gue ? hahaha wish them luck aja deh

Right gue emang lg males cerita” gitu, capek sih wakakaka yasudah lah sekian yak, terimakasoy…

Kamis, 19 Mei 2011 // // 0 komentar //

what a bored day

Like I said…. IT WAS A SHITTY DAY EVER! Yak sebenernya sih ngga sial” banget hari itu. Ha itu pernah gue alamin dulu, dan itu hal yg bikin gue ngomong “so fuckin’ things”…

FOUR SHITNESS BUDDY !

First, my iTunes was GONE ! okay that’s first hell of the world, second, my hand was wedged in the door, okay it’s considered half~ third, my pulse was taken by the provider arbitrarily without my permission (it’s considered half too) and fourth, ‘she’ said that she likes me ! OH EM GEE ! right it’s considered two points !

It startled me, no IT SHOCKED ME ! I ever knew that she liked me past time but it’s past… now ‘that’ shitness happen again….

Dulu pas jaman gue primary school, gue pengen bgt sekolah di skolah formal, skolah biasa bukan HS begini kyk sapi ompong dengerin teacher ngoceh dengan semangat ’45 sambil meracau megang bambu runcing… oke soal yg bambu runcing dan meracaunya itu gue tambahin wakakaka.. tp beneran, gue bener” envy sama orang yg berseragam itu, jujur gue pengen skolah di skolah formal.. yah minimal swasta aja, kalo di negri gue ngga siap mental menemukan hal absurd yg mungkin ngga bisa ditemukan di skolah swasta hahaha

Dan gue membayangkan “anjir enak kali ya belajar ada tmnnya, bisa diskusi, bisa diajak ngobrol, bisa bully guru bareng *lho*” dan sejenisnya gitu. Gue kan manusia jadi ada sifat isengnya, pasti kalo gue di sekolah formal paling sedikit 3 orang gue kerjain.. gue sewa banci lah, gue kerjain abis”an ato gue lindes mobil (yak mungkin yg pilihan terakhir korbannya satpam killer aja).

Pas mau naik ke high school gue udah empet bgt sama primary school formal, gue malah berencana mau masuk high school formal, wakakaa menurut gue muka” anak SMA lebih keren drpd primary yg mukanya masih oplosan begitu. Wakakaka terbukti tmn gue yg pas primary school mukanya mirip tina toon bocah kurang gizi begitu pas high school jadi kyk abis di oplas 100 kali, mirip sama jill gladys.

Nah pas di high school cewek”nya juga udah kyk model, yah kebanyakan high school lah, ngga kyk smp yg belum kebentuk kyk papan triplek obesitas. Tapi gue sekarang ngga napsu lagi buat masuk high school… ngga, bukan karna tina toon tp karena kejadian ini,,, wahahaha gue belum siap buat jadi idola *ditabok*… kata tmn gue ‘bro, persenan orang jelek disukain sama cewe sejenisnya di high school formal gede cok,,’ anjrit, jangan liat kata jeleknya, tp liat kata”nya… gue aja disukain orang yg gue ngga suka aja udah risih abis, apalagi disukain sama banyak org yg gue ngga suka ? orang jelek aja minimal ada 3 orang yg suka ama dia, apalagi gue ? gila satu sekolah kali *oke gue dibakar di part ini*

Yak itu adalah salah satu alasan gue menghentikan impian gue sekolah di high school, gue belum siap disukain sama orang yg gue ngga suka wakaka bukan takut di gigit, sebenernya bbrp persen emang iya tp sisanya gue ngga bisa nolak dia… nanti tiba” dia dendam udah mati aja gue, gue gasuka ada yg dendam sama gue wahahaha nanti gue ngga tenang…

Yah that’s why… sampe sekarang pun dia belum gue speak up, gue blm bilang kalo gue emang ngga suka dia, gue malah mencoba menjauh, yah mungkin ini pilihan paling cacat tp bagi gue ini lumayan ampuh wahahaha

Gue kadang suka coba pacaran or deket sm org yg gue ngga suka, dan emang kadang nyambung, kadang ngga, tp kalo sama tuh orang itu udah kyk air sama minyak, kalo di taruh di 1 wadah yg sama, ngga bakal nyatu walau udah di kocok” sampe celeng, epilepsi, komplikasi dll… kyknya impossible, jadi wakakaka maaf aja ya bukan gue sombong tau apapun, mending jadi temen aje ye hahaha

Oke dah curhat gue selesai, mau dapat curhat langsung dari saya ? ketik REG spasi NAMA spasi UMUR spasi NOMOR REKENING ANDA. Kirim ke nomor saya oke ? gatau? Email kan bisaaaaaa wahahauuhhkk *digebuk sampe pingsan*

Oke see ya next time…

Senin, 16 Mei 2011 // Label: abaikan, curhat, lagi gila // 0 komentar //

10 greatest scientists

Sometimes I said something to myself: I hope I could be like them… a scientists, I think they are so cool,,, yeah they had an important role in the world. Without them, *I guess* without them, maybe now we just become an useless person, without scientific calculations, without mathematical calculations and all necessary calculations in the whole world, now I just wanna tell you about 10 greatest scientists:

Aristotle

Aristotle is the Great philosopher who had a vast knowledge in different disciplines. Studying different subject he contributed a lot in each of those subjects. He contributed in physics, poetry, zoology, logic, rhetoric, politics, government, ethics, and biology. This laurel Greek philosopher was born in Stagira in 384 BC. His father Nicomachus was a physician to the king Amyntas III of Macedon’s court and it is believed that their ancestors also held this position. Earlier in his life he was taught by his father at home and the medical knowledge he got from his father led him to investigate natural phenomenon later on. At the age of 18 he admitted in to the young Greek aristocracy run by Plato, another Great Greek philosopher, and Aristotle became the most favorite student of Plato.

As a scientist Aristotle made a good contribution which was very influential for the development of the science over the year. Mainly he spent most of his life researching the natural science and he did the researches without making reference to the Mathematics which was later proven as the weakness of his research by the scientists. His natural science oriented research includes botany, zoology, physics, astronomy, chemistry, and meteorology, geometry and many more. He was also the teacher of the Great warrior Alexander the Great. This great philosopher died n 322 BC.

Sir Isaac Newton

Newton was also a man of versatile quality. He was physicist, mathematician, astronomer, alchemist, and natural philosopher in a row. His contribution in the development of science is a special one. He I best known for his explanation of Universal Gravitation and three laws of motion, and he was able to prove that the reason of both the motion of objects on Earth and of celestial bodies are controlled by the same Neutral laws. These findings could make a revolutionary change in the development of science. In mechanical science his great contribution was in optics. He could make a reflecting telescope. He also made some research on light and stars. His research on General binomial Theorem helped to be introduced today’s Calculus.

Newton was born to a farmer family but before three months of his birth his father died and then he was brought up to his maternal grandmother as her mother remarried. Newton could show his talent from his early life in The King’s School in Grantham and later he joined to the Cambridge University where he took his higher degrees.

Galileo Galilei

Galileo is considered as one of the greatest contributor to the development of Science. It is undoubtedly true that Galileo could first helped science to come out of the trend of Aristotle. He wasphysicist, astronomer, and philosopher and his best known contributions lie in the development of Telescope, first two laws of motion and also in Astronomy. He is also considered as the father of astronomy, father of physics and father of science.

He was born to a mathematician and musician father Vincenzo Galilei and his mother was Giulia Ammannati in

Italy

. He was taught form his very early life. He was the first scientist who followed the way of quantitative experiments in his research where the result was based on mathematics. He had to suffer a lot from the church for his theories.

Charles Robert Darwin

There can be debate about whether Charles Darwin (12 February 1809 – 19 April 1882) is the greatest scientist of all time but there is no doubt that he is the most controversial scientist of all time. On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection (1859)- this is the book that has made Darwin went to different parts of the world and carried out extensive research. His theory about origin of human beings caused widespread controversy. Darwin stated that human beings have evolved through many changes and survival of the fittest was in important factor in the development of animal world. Darwin’s theory still causes passionate debate among his supporters and opponents.

Albert Einstein

Einstein is the great scientist of the twentieth century and notable physicist of all time. It is told that he had learning disability in his childhood. He could not talk till he was three and could not read till he was eight. Despite such problems he later became the noble prize winner for his contribution to the Physics. His theory of relativity is considered as a revolutionary development of Physics. He got Noble Prize in Physics in 1921 for his explanation of the Photoelectric Effect and for his research in Theoretical physics.

Thomas Edison

Edison is the great inventor who has over 1000 patents and his inventions are in various fields used in our daily life. In his early life he was thought to have a learning disability and he could not read till he was twelve and later he himself admitted that he became deafafter pulling up to a train car by his ears. He first could able to turn the attention of the world after inventing Phonograph. His one of the most popular invention is the Electric Bulb. He also developed the telegraph system. His invention of carbon telephone transmitter developed the carbon microphone which was used in the telephoned till 1980. He also became a prominent businessman and his business institution produced his inventions and marketed the products to the general people.

Alessandro Giuseppe Antonio Anastasio Volta

Volta was Italian physicist and he is best known for his contribution to the development of electric battery. This benevolent scientist is also regarded as one of the founder of the electric age. His parents sent him to the Jesuit school intending to make him a Jurist. He also taught in the University of Pavia for 25 year. After that in 1800 he could make voltaic pile which could produce steady electric current. He then worked on to develop the electric bulb. For his work in the electric development he was given a count by Napoleon. Emperor ofAustria honored him naming him a professor of Philosophy at Padova. For his honor an electric unit Volt was named after him.

Stephen Hawking

This famous scientist is considered as the greatest scientist of the twentieth century after Einstein. Haw king’s big bang theory and black hole theory has turned the attention of the world. He is the professor of Mathematics of the University of Cambridge. Though he is now about to be paralyzed, he is teaching through a computersupported a machine by which his world are compiled. His physical illness could not make him stop form his research. His famous book is “A Brief History of Time”.

Louis Pasteur

He is one of the most famous contributors in the medical science. He first introduced the germ theory of diseases. This is regarded as the base of today’s microbiology. He found out some of the notion of the microbe and he could find out that the viruses were not detectable through microscope. Another important contribution of Pasteur is to protect harmful microbes in a way called “Pasteurization” where harmful microbes are destroyed by hitting the food. He is undoubtedly the most influential scientist in medical science.

Sir Jagadish Chandra Bose

He was the first renowned Bengali scientist who had an important contribution in the invention of Radio and microwave optics. He was born in Mymensingh in Bengal which is the current Munshiganj District in

Bangladesh

. He studied in Hare school in Kolkata and then he got his B.A. in Science degree from Calcutta University. Then he went toEngland and got a B.A. degree from Cambridge University and a B.Sc. from London University. After coming back to the country he started teaching Physics in the Presidency College at Kolkata. In his teaching career he had to prove his quality and talent as he was the first Indian to teach Science at the college. In 1894 he started to research on Radio wave to make wireless communication equipments. At the same time

Italy

’s Marconi also was researching on this project. He first invented "iron-mercury-iron coherer with telephone detector" and he is the first person to use a semiconductor junction to catch the radio waves. It is said that his work on millimeter wavelength made him 50 years ahead. Considering such things it is said that he was the real inventor of Radio but due to his less seriousness towards patent and the communication gap made Marconi to be regarded as the inventor of Radio.

After that he contributed in plant where he could make some vital theory of ascent of sap. In this research he showed that some living cells in the endodermis junction are the reason for the ascent of sap.

Guglielmo Marchese Marconi

Marconi is a Nobel laureate physicist from

Italy

. He is best known for his invention of Radio and he first introduced wireless telegraph system. He was born to a landowner father Giuseppe Marconi and his mother was Annie Jameson. He was very interested to science form his early life. He initially started working on electromagnetic wave or radio waves invented by Heinrich Hertz. Then after a long research he could figure out such a technology to communicate without wire. After his invention, he marketed this equipment for the commercial purpose and at that time he got a competitor free market in the

U.S.

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space

Like I said… I love sky, not only the sky… but also space. did you know about galaxy ? stars ? planets ? asteroid ? and so many things out there ? It was so amazing…

First I wanna tell you about my favorite galaxy:

first: Andromeda galaxy

You can actually see this galaxy on a clear night in the constellation with the same name. Once thought as the most massive galaxy in our local group, our own Milky Way is apparently more massive.

second: Antennae galaxy

This is an awe inspiring galactic collision, similar to what will happen when the Milky Way collides with Andromeda... in about 3 billion years. amazing right ?

third galaxy: (it has a very strange name: AM 0644-741)

This is one of the most gorgeous galaxies, and it's a shame that it has a horrible name that does it no justice. It should have a name like "One Eyed Wall-E Galaxy" or "Gun Barrel Galaxy".

fourth galaxy: pinwheel galaxy

We get a glorious head on shot of this galaxy, said to be about twice the size of our own Milky Way Galaxy.

fifth galaxy: Silverado Galaxy

The reason I put this seemingly unimpressive galaxy in here is that it is very similar to our Milky Way galaxy in size and appearance. Our own galaxy could look a lot like this to outside observers.

yeah thats it, so amazing and gorgeous...

about the other of the space, i'll post about it later... maybe about tomorrow or the day after tomorrow... hehehe

Rabu, 11 Mei 2011 // Label: inspiration, lagi bener // 0 komentar //

like a hell

Pernah gue ceritain kalo gue itu anti sama banci ? belom ye ? kasian deh lu *mau cerita tp malah ngajak ribut* kalo yg belum tau ya gue ceritain tp kalo yg udah tau ya baca aje sih nambah amal ini baca post gue *ngibul tingkat ayan*

Dulu…. Yak duluuuuuuuu bgt pas jaman gue belom di paketin ke sini (Beijing), gue emang suka jalan”, ya kemana kek yg penting ngga dirumah… huahahaha gue tuh suka gaje, jalan sendiri kalo ngga menggila sama pals gue, nah karena ke-kurang-kerjaan-nya gue sama tmn” gue pas waktu itu gue pergi keliling” Jakarta, yah ngga jauh” juga sih, pertama ke mall” makan beli spatu dll, abis dari situ kita merantau lg, wakakaka iye gue tau gue kurang kerjaan… dan kampretos nya itu mobil gue yg dikorbanin jadi kendaraan perjalanan berdosa ini…

Pokoknya gue ngga usah ceritain gue kemana aja, panjaaaaaaaaannnggg bgt yg ada lu teler duluan sbelom selesai baca post gue wakakaka

Nah sampailah ke tempat jahanam nan kampretos, negfretnya gue iya” aja pas tmn gue bilang ini tempat bagus, dan akhirnya kita menuju ke tempat jahanam itu,, yak! Memang ‘bagus’ tempatnya!! BAGUS BANGET! Anjir gue dikerjain ama tmn gue, emang bbrp hari setelah hari itu emang bornday gue, tp kejutannya ngga secepet dan se’begini’ juga kali! Masa gue dikerjain ama tmn” gue biar di godain banci ! anjrit pengen boker gue, eh ngga deng bercanda wakakaka… tp beneran gue tuh kaget bener! Sialan!

Gue disekap oleh gorijing” jahanam ini (tmn gue + banci ngefret) dikerjain abis”an! Udah tau gue anti bgt yg namanya banci, mukanya maksain bgt jd cewe, ngga sadar ape muka kyk aspal begitu,,,

Ditempat itu gue dikejer” banci, bener” lari hindarin ‘ranjau berjalan’ itu ngedeket ke gue, dan kampretosnya lagi kunci mobil gue ada di tmn gue! Gue ngga bisa masuk mobil! Tmn gue yg melihat gue jadi mainan para gorijing (red: banci) ini ketawa bahagia bgt kyk baru tau kalo dia itu kembarannya prince William yg terpisah dan ternyata adek kakak sama sule (lho)… akhirnya gue lari ke tmpat tmn gue dan sembunyi dibelakang gue…

Di akhir penderitaan gue ini tmn gue yg kampretos ini ngomong “will, milih lu dikejer banci ampe pagi apa gue suruh tuh banci berenti tp dia cium lu sekali? Gimana? Di pipi doang kok! HAHAHAHAHA” anjrit. Gue bengong, gue ayan, gue mau mati. Monyet emang tmn” gue! Mereka terlalu jahanam untuk jadi manusiaaaa!

Gue masih diem, kata tmn gue yg satu lg nyeletuk “udah cium aja biar selesai will, nanti lu dikejer lg terus diculik disuruh kerja di taman lawang gimana ? HAHAHA” satu lg kampretos minta dibunuh.

Akhirnya gue milih pilihan yg terakhir, yak dicium banci, gue tau teman” gue pasti langsung koma abis disosor banci, belom lagi penyakit panuan yg menjalar dr bibir si banci ke pipi gue, gue bakal jd penyandang panu akut! Oh tidak *lebay*

Gue akhirnya dicium sama banci, gue ngga mau nulis prosesnya gimana, terlalu jahanam untuk diceritakan,, gue ayan, gue sekarat! Gue trauma ama banci! Lebih trauma dr sebelumnya! Emang jahanam tmn” gue! Awas kalo gue balik ke indo kapan” gue kerjain lu smua biar dicium ama yeti! Bodo cium sana gorilla ubanan itu! Kampretos emang *emoseh*

Yak itu puncak ke-trauma-an gue sama makhluk jadi”an itu, sekian terimakasih *nangis dibawah pohon pisang*

Sabtu, 07 Mei 2011 // Label: abaikan, lagi gila // 0 komentar //

shitness

Kayaknya ini suatu keajaiban teman”,,, yak gue bangun pagi -_- sebenernya bukan bangun jam segini tapi lebih pagi dr ini, sekitar jam 4 disini.. emang kampret gue lg asoy” tidur tiba” bangun sendiri.. yak gue nyadar kalo gue tidur lagi gue pasti udah tewas (baca: kebablasan ngga HS),, yak makanya gue memutuskan ~~pala gue~~ untuk bangun.

Kembali kecerita, gue pernah nemu satu orang ngeselinnya kyk gorijing *kolaborasi gorilla dan anjing* bener beneeeeeeeeeeerrrr ngeselin, suer deh, walau gue ngga pernah ketemu sebelumnya sama dia, dan kita ngobrol cm lewat dunia maya hehehe *plak*.. tp bener” ngeselin! Di dunia maya aja ngeselin gimana aslinya, bisa” gue jadi gondok sendiri pasti jadi temennya ampe 10kg gondoknya..

Gue kasih aja deh salah satu ke-gorijing-annya dia~ gini: dia maunya dingertiin orang, dia berprinsip “dia ya dia, lu ya lu, gue ya gue jadi gue ama lu ngga ada sangkut pautnya hidup gue ngga boleh dicampurin lu” sialan kan? Padahal dia kepo bgt jd orang, coba aja ngelindes itu dibolehkan Negara udah gue lindes deh ..

Ngefretnya itu dia suka kepo ke gue, gorijing bgt sial ! gue mah kalo orang lain yg ngga gangguin gue walau sifatnya se gorijing apapun gue ngga peduli, *kcuali ama tmn gue* tp masalahnya yg bikin keki itu dia kepo ke gue teman”,, ada saran ? bau dihanyutin? Di lindes? Di aspal? Dinaekin kora” tanpa sabuk pengaman? Bagus nanti saya coba..

Nah gimane? Ngeselin kan ? emang ! terus gue ksel bgt kyknya dia copy cut gue, ya ngga perlu tau lah dia copy cut apaan~ nnti orangnya tau lg hahaha yak pokoknya copy ssuatu dr gue padahal gue tau itu ‘gue’ bgt dan ssuatu yg dia copy cut itu langka bgt maksudnya ngga smuanya punya ‘itu’! sial sial sial coba kalo gue bkn tmn semu lu, udah gue block lu dr twitter kek fb kek, udah empet gue ama lu, nahan pup kalo gue liat profile lu kancut, gorijing *map emoseh wakaka*

Yasudah lah sudahi curhat ini :p seian terimakasih…

Jumat, 06 Mei 2011 // Label: curhat // 0 komentar //

like a snake

Bukan berarti tittle post gue smuanya puitis, like a snake....

bukan dalam arti berbisa atau nyamar dll yg tentunya pastinya gue ngomongin orang lain, BUKAN ! yg gue maksud disini adalaaaahh…..

ehm bentar..

yak yg gue maksud adalaaaaahh.. uhuk”,,

wait a second,,

ohok-ohok

huacchhiiiiiuu!

yak baca kan yg gue maksud apa ? hah ? ngga ? tergantung amal yg baca berarti *plak* yg gue maksud adalaaaaaaaaahhh….. gue kyk ular -_- yak maksudnya bukan gue kyk penari perut yg badannya kyk iket pinggang bgtu bisa berliku”,, maksudnya adalah gue ganti kulit,, EH JANGAN NGIRA GUE BERSISIK YE ! BUKAN !

gue itu ganti kulit, mungkin krna gue sakit ~~jiwa~~ juga kali ya wakakakak pokoknya telapak tangan gue ganti kulit, alus” gitu gantinya kyk kulit kelupas tp basah, iye sih ngga nyampe tangan jg baru telapak tangannya, gila lu kalo ampe tangannya sukses gue jd siluman ular,,,

bbrp hari gue menjadi setengah-siluman-ular-di-telapak-tangan, ngeselin ye make ganti kulit segala lama” gue bakar juga neh *plak* abis itu dalem mulut gue jg bagian bibir di gigi bawah *dalemnya* juga kelupas, ngga sakit sih tp kan risih gue makin parnoan jgn” gue emang siluman ular, tinggal gue uget” kyk ular kesiram alkohol jadi deh gue siluman sejati,, yak ngenes emang,, imajinasi gue terlalu luas tp sukses bikin gue parnoan ! wakakakakkaa

yak gue sabar jadi gue, apa” gue sial mulu,,, KAPAN LINGKARAN SETAN INI BERAKHIR ??!!! *nangis dibawah pohon pisang*

Selasa, 03 Mei 2011 // Label: abaikan, curhat // 0 komentar //

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